Date: 2026-01-07
AO: scrooge
Q: Web
PAX: thriller, Big Hurt, Big Worm, Pinto, Monty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Conditions: Cool

Warm-Up:

(Do an exercise and then run around the parking lot)

• 26x Squats IC
• 26x SSHs IC
• 26x Merkins IC
• 26x Mountain Climbers IC
• 26x Imperial Walkers IC
• 26x Hillbilly Walkers IC
• 26x Gas Pumpers OYO

The Thang:

Mosey to Picnic Tables

Sets of 26 (each exercise is 26 reps and after 3 sets is a lap around the parking lot):

• Incline Mekins, Decline Merkins, Spider Merkins (1 ct.)
• Squat Jumps, Step Ups (1 ct.), Squat Jumps
• LBCs, Big Boys, Flutter Kicks (2 ct.)

Mosey to 4 Corners (Mosey all sides and 26 of the exercise at a corner)

• I’m a Stars, Shoulder Taps (2 ct.), Hip Taps (2 ct.), Ankle Taps (2 ct.)

Gravity Stretch

Announcements:

• 14th @ 5:30 Help for Kids

Count-o-Rama
Name-o-Rama
Prayer

• Thriller for his M’s sleep

Moleskin:
The night before, it was time to throw things together. They looked good on paper, but who knew how it would actually turn out. Thriller had asked that it be related to 26 since it was my first Q in the new year. So I obliged and the reps were 26. I tried to make the amount of exercises a multiple of 7, but that may not have actually worked out given the modifications and time running short.
We all got there and were ready to go by about the start time. So we moved forward. I can say that I wanted to do the running around Hoppa’s Yard, but some ladies pulled up and walked right into and around it. So I was going to leave them be. So instead the running would have to be around the parking lot. It would have to do. We started with the instance reps and boy does being congested and saying counts not go together. I was out of breath a lot more than I would have liked. But in the end, it worked out. The biggest marvel was the 26 in cadence Merkins. Man, I could barely breathe by the end of that. I could tell that it tired out several of the PAX as well. But there was more to come, so we continued. Due to the combination of congestion and lack of oxygen, there were almost no “alrighty”s said.
Once the warmup was over, we went to the picnic tables. There we were going to do 3 rounds of 3 exercises which were 26 reps each. Well, the 1st 3 were all Merkins. I quickly realized that what looked good in my delerium the night before was not practical the day of. So I had to quickly ausible it to a single round and then move to the next set of exercises which we did 1 round of each. Then one of the PAX let me know that the ladies were no longer on Hoppa’s Yard, but by now I was committed to the parking lot. So on we went around the parking lot and then to 4 Corners. There we Audibled again from doing the same exercise 26 times at each corner to just 26 times at 1 corner with the exercise changing each time. Then thankfully, time ran out. We were done and did not have to deal with the exercises anymore. It was a final blessing to all. Thus we were able to escape with minimal lasting effects, or so I hope.
Well, that is all I can remember this far out. So thank you to everyone who came. Have a blessed day and remember to seek the Lord daily. It is a daily battle that can be harder on some days than others. May God bless each of you.